Patience my friend!
Patience... Because you see... It has EVERYTHING to do with EVERYTHING
you EVER would want to do - or desire in your tiny little life!
The reason you say?!
Because, If you truly want to master money... Your project... Your
untold millions... - AND even your kids - your spouse - and be Boss -
Master of other people...
..What good will that do you - unless you know a little bit about
Besides... This is probably the first time we ever meet... - AND - I
know that this might be a bit scary, and that this is not usually how
direct and open - ESPECIALLY in business - people use to be against each
other... I know that!
BUT, you see... I have wasted SO MANY years of my life on what I
consider STUPID covert small, and IDLE talk... AND - FRANKLY - even though
I definitively will NOT tell every personall thing to just anybody - THIS
stuff is SO ESSENTIAL - that I believe you ought to know...
At best: If this do not suit you - and you decide to leave... THE
BETTER for us BOTH!
We probably would have no business doing business with each others
If you still stick - and have stomach enough - to stomach this material
- I SALUTE you!
There must be something special about you.. As I find MOST people are
nothing but emptied - scared shitless NO NOTHING - Idle talkers... AND...
I've had my share of that!
While I definitively enjoy talking - NO - Rather: COMMUNICATING with
people - on a deeper level - than just how nice the weather... how the
neighbor got a new car... new curtains... a new pool... etc... etc... and
etc... (what else have you...?) I'd rather talk direct - and hopefully on
a more personal - familiar level...
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!
Sure! I know that is not always possible - and even NOT always in its
place - or time... BUT STILL - I chose to maintain a little control on who
I'll be doing business with - as I must admit I'm easily bored with people
- especially when there's nothing else but weather... football... gals...
or brag about last vacation... hot babes and make-up to talk about...
I can endure that - ONLY when there is a GOOD reward for it - OR - like
when doing project work... When I have a TASK that I LOVE to SOLVE AND
Last project I took on by the way - was for a company that I WOULD
NEVER HAVE TAKEN ON - if it was NOT for this PARTICULAR consultant...
This consultant kind of "tricked" me into taking the assignment...
You see... THIS GUY REALLY had something in between his ears - and as
we were communicating - we hit some nerve with each other and I got
fascinated by what he was telling me... Also, despite the fact he had a
degree, he didn't let that blind him... or lead him astray as so many of
his fellow men... Truly amazing... Truly is...
BUT - UNFORTUNATELY - THIS GUY WAS NOT the TRUE, or "real"
REPRESENTATIVE FOR THIS FIRM... (Now, stick with me for a second as I
clear this out...)
And me... Fool on me... I mistook him for the BOSS - which he was
not... He (the b.o.s.s.) was sitting next to us... smiling like a jerk...
dumb as an oyster...
Anyways... I took on the assignment... And... I was on my way to the
CRAZIEST - MOST LUNATIC venture I EVER have had in my life...
NOW... While talking to my father... "The Sorcerer" about it - some
Painful and cruel as it is, I more and more came to the bitter
realization that "I 'FLUNKED!' 'this' test... This test of life...
NO! Please get me wrong if you must.. BUT
I SAVED - MADE AND CREATED THIS braindead joke of a corporation MORE
MONEY than they PROBABLY will ever be able to appreciate! So... That's not
the issue here...
In that department - I "graduated" with flying colors... BUT - I
flunked with the VP of this company...
The BIGGEST S.O.B. I ever yet have to see the equal to... AND I tell
you... This house was full of them... Heaps of SCARED shitless people -
Dysfunctional - Hostile and SADLY...
So damned in-competent you could cry!
Biggest problem was NOT that they apparantly did NOT know their job...
THE DANGEROUS PART WAS - THAT THEY WERE PRETENDING TO KNOW - WHAT THEY
Which of course gave me a "flying start in the firm"
My 3 first weeks there were more or less TOTALLY wasted!
The person who were to assist me - never seen a more touchy person - so
scared - so hysteric - so jealous - so avengeful... Anyways... She fed me
with pura basura (B.S.) COMPLETELY for the first 3 weeks... THEN she
called in sick - and was practically out of the project... As in... FOR
GOOD... (..and thank you very much for that...)
Well... She came by once or twice later - (some month and a half later)
and I suddenly felt this CHILL down my spine...
Without me knowing - she had come back... I just knew... I FELT IT! It
was like the backyard of hell...
AND DAMNED WAS I SCARED AT THIS PLACE.... Because - you see - the most
dangerous place to be in this world... this UNIVERSE - is around SCARED
SHITLESS people... When scared enough - there are ALMOST NO LIMITS to what
Anyways - she was back... Now approaching my desk... (She was the
former project manager in this department - And - I was by definition (?)
about to help her...
She was totally grey and colorless in her face... And... Somehow... At
the SAME time - SHE WAS BOILING RED! (Before she "got sick" and left - I
had asked her some simple questions... AND - because EVERYTHING she had
been working on was based on ILLUSIONS and wrong assumptions - SHE HIT THE
ROOF IN A TERRIBLE TEMPER - because I asked if this really was how to do
"it"... BECAUSE - I could not get it to fit in - AND I need solutions and
ANSWERS based on TRUTH if I shall have any hope of doing my Project
However... This woman forced a smile - and then "politely" asked if "so
and so" - and that she saw I had re-organized MOST everything she had done
"Yes" I replied... "I have done this.. and that... and this and
there..." - In short - now it started to make sense - and things were
starting to work... (OH NO! FALTA MUCHO (way to go still) YET.. BUT things
were starting to make sense...
There were like some series of explosions inside of her... And - the
third time she came along - she burst into some earthquakes - Then... I
don't remember what I said, but I truly was flabbergasted and nearly in
Then... She left... And was more or less gone for about 2-3 more
weeks... And when she returned - as some comfort - she was put on some
other task - designing some new systems... (Oh my god... at a later
occasion - she made me so much hell - some technicality - BECAUSE I was
NOT attracted by her - and DID NOT desire to go to bed with her - WHAT -
SO - EVER! )
Then - short trip back to the VP I told you about... If our girlfriend
here was bad... WELL...
Then this guy was FATHER OF THE DEVIL...
And - ultimately - I was - due to lack of resources - Caught up i 2
rather meaty projects simultaneously - 3 months - 400 hours overtime
(according to ordinary hours) - He ALMOST (and I almost believe just for
the pure FUN and the KICK it gave him..) - HE NEXT TO RUINED MY PROJECT in
a DELIBERATE - GRAVE attempt of SABOTAGE... - Or... was it plain
NO! THE Client had NEVER been more SATISFIED EVER with ANY PROJECT
delievered by my company... AND - even though I would have to make more
unpopular decisions - than anybody should need to.. This client COULD NOT
THANK ME ENOUGH!
We made - and SAVED THEM MILLIONS!
And BETTER YET:
This bank - (yes - it was a bank - and we were designing some software
solutions - network solutioins and so on for them) was about to FUSION
with another BIG bank.. AND they feared like hell - BEING FORCED to take
on this other banks SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS AND SYSTEMS...
In short... This would mean FURTHER LOSSES and investments by the
MILLIONS... So, they wanted this solution - so they would have some HEAVY
arguments for keeping theirs... And, by the way...
They also needed these UPGRADES from the shitty systems that my company
NEVER had finished. They simply needed this - also for being able to
secure means of STABLE operations...
To be able to do this - I had to annect 4 - 5 other rests and pieces of
NEVER fullfilled projects... I didn't have to - but - I had to...
I could perfectly well said "STOP" - and rightfully blamed it on
EVERYTHING NOT IN PLACE... However... I couldn't do that. I simply could
NOT! It's simply a question of integrity and genuine love and pride in
what I do.
So... In this particular case - I took them on... (and if I hadn't - It
would NOT surprise me if things were not finished yet...)
So - finally - this Bank - this client got their systems - They got
their training - and...
END OF STORY - THE SOLUTION WAS SO GOOD - THAT EVEN THE MERGING BANK
EASILY DECIDED they IMPLEMENT OUR SYSTEMS TOO!
ANYWAYS: Despite this victory - I FLUNKED BIG TIME!
No! NOT in CREATING AND SAVING UNTOLD PROFITS - that would've otherwise
I was not prepared for this FULL FLEDGED PSYCHOPAT in disguise as Vice
President of this MAD HOUSE!
I saw it ALL to late - AND when I start - REALLY start and decide to
fullfill something - I mean REALLY - AND - LIKE WITH PROJECT MANAGEMENT -
administration and PSYCHOLOGY related - I HARDLY WILL ACCEPT TO LET GO!
SO BEWARE! IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE IN PLACE TO HIRE ME - AND I SHOULD
BEWARE: Because - I probably will NOT STOP until you either shoot me -
or I'm DONE!
So! Be careful with what you tell me you want! Because - I'm gonna'
give it to you!
And this guy?
He didn't want results...
Because - there apparantly was NO bigger kick he could get out of life
- than to STALK - HARASS - BELITTLE and TORMENT his people...
HE SIMPLY LOVED IT - and to me it seemed he could never get enough of
AND - while I was (unfortunately - I had to! Because - I will not
accept mediocrity when there's something I love to do as much as this
stuff..) "grilling" his Division Managers and what have you... HE WAS
HAVING THE BALL OF HIS LIFE...
Until it was his turn... WHICH was inevitable...
Ever heard the expression "Butt Plug"?
Well... Bad word or not... That is just a suitable comparision whether
you like it or not... AND besides - this guy was now sabotaging my project
- SABOTAGING ME from FULFILLING WHAT HE HAD HIRED ME TO DO!
NO PHREAKING WAY WILL I LET THAT HAPPEN! But he tried as best as he
could - until I unfortunately again - because I don't fancy it - I prefer
NOT to - but - when things are wrong as were here there were NOT many
suitable options available...
Well now - after our little talk - and what I told about his behavior
both to me and the rest of folk around here - he finally backed off - AND
PROVIDED ME WITH WHAT HE HAD SWEARED UNDER OATH TO DELIVER FOR THE LAST 3
MONTHS... NEXT though - whenever in meetings - he didn't talk to me either
for about 2 months... until... (AHHH.. let's leave it be... for now at
Then.. Finally... I start hearing about ALL these GREAT Ideas -
supposedly coming from our friend... ALL but a few - ALL Ideas and
structures I had previously presented him with...
Anyways - a good sign - because he was learning and apparantly our
little talks had NOT been all in vain after all...(?)
HOWEVER - ME despite my accomplishments - I FLUNKED!
Ideally - I should've been able to take him in a more "jokingly"
manner... Being a little more In front of the events...
BECAUSE - I saw it coming... I knew it coming...
Still - it happened - AND I am still not sure I would've handled it
differently today... - if ever at all...?
Because - you see... In my perspective of the world - I believe I have
a tremendous responsibility - to both the company that hires me - TO
CREATE PROFIT THE BEST - MOST DYNAMIC - RATIONAL AND COST EFFECTIVE WAY
POSSIBLE - WHILE ALSO TAKING CARE OF THE HUMAN RESOURCES PART BEST AS
THUS! That DEFINITIVELY INCLUDES THE WELL BEING OF MY PEOPLE - MY CREW!
AND - it also INCLUDES playing ROUGH BALL whenever that is CALLED FOR!
So... I'm truly NOT sure I'd be doing anything differently after all...
I don't think I have "Evolved" enough as person to stomach things like
this - in a more "jokingly" - "Jiu Jitsu" matter of manner yet... I truly
AND - when you manage to get me m.a.d - I DO GET FURIOUSLY MAD... But -
when it comes to this - YOU TRULY DESERVE IT! Then like they say; - you
had it coming your way...
When I'm dedicated to something - WHETHER YOUR TASK or other - I am
PATIENT like nothing you've seen before... AND - I WILL FIND WAYS - WHERE
THERE ARE NONE!
So... When in place - I may warn you - INFORM YOU - BUT POLITELY... at
THEN - after long - If I sense you defy me - just like in pure - evil
spite... OR neglience - after untold WARNINGS - I'll EXPLODE and tell you
a thing or two... YES - I can have a terrible temper when I first
explode.... BUT - by then - you'd be having so many DIRECT - but POLITE
warnings - that you're just plaind braindead if you didn't know what
SO! Long talk - long journey! BUT - why did I write all this?
Why did you have to go through all this?
Whether we should happen to be working together in the future or not...
Some way or the other... I want you to know UP-FRONT where I AM AT!
I owe you that much! AND - You owe me that much... AND - by this - I
WILL HOPEFULLY LOSE MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT IN MY CATEGORY OF
DESIRED PARTNERS OR ASSOCIATES!
You see... One thing I have learned...
I do not want this madness once again... NO!
I don't mind tough cases! NOT AT ALL!
I WELCOME THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
BUT! I WILL NOT TAKE DELIBERATE - EVIL - SPITEFUL BEATING LIKE THAT
AGAIN! You see, I do deliver, and so I DID more than my share THIS time
too, and in my sense of pride and courtesy, that should call for more than
just some stupid jackass ploys in return. I'd prefer some gratefulness,
some honest recognition - some gentle yielding when you deep down SUSPECT
- or even know you're wrong - not necessarily much - just a little - and
at least more than none whatsoever. Because you know what? No matter how
hard-headed arrogant S.O.B. I may seem to you when I know I'm right - you
can expect the same humbleness from me, when I'm wrong - or don't know
what to do next... (..And that is when I will always turn to those in the
know - within my crew to know more... and know how! And... If you read
that last statement CAREFULLY - if not - READ AGAIN - THIS IS PROBABLY ONE
OF THE MOST VALUABLE - MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE I CAN GIVE TO YOU
FOR FREE... Or for a FEE - EVER!)
So - if you are that psychopath - I COULDN'T CARE LESS HOW RICH YOU
ARE... HOW MUCH FAME YOU'VE GOT - OR HOW many IMPORTANT AQUAINTANCES YOU
I simply don't want nothing to do with you - EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I WOULD
BE THE RIGHT MAN TO IRON OUT YOUR PROBLEMS - FILLING YOUR POCKETS WITH
EVEN MORE CASH THAN YOU CAN CARRY!
I SIMPLY DON'T CARE - AND I SIMPLY DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!
BUT - I believe - that the likelyhood that you, the reader of this - is
this kind of man - or woman... is like ZILCH - ZERO - NONE...
Because: That's why I wrote this - to scare that kind of people - and
numbnut - know nothing tirekickers and stalkers away...
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